The thing that irks me most is this shattered prison, after all. I’m tired, tired of being enclosed here. I’m wearying to escape into that glorious world, and to be always there: not seeing it dimly through tears, and yearning for it through the walls of an aching heart, but really with it, and in it.

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Nothing is more important than my egomania!”

200 Things


200: My crush’s name starts with: Nothing bc they don’t exist
199: I was born in: 1994
198: I am really: Awkward
197: My cellphone company is: Shit.. a.k.a. Vodafone
196: My eye color is: Hazel?
195: My shoe size is: 6
194: My ring size is: I have no clue
193: My height is: around 5’5”
192: I am allergic to: Phone calls and strawberries.
191: My 1st car was: Imaginary
190: My 1st job was: A flop
189: Last book you read: Theory of Addiction (yay)
188: My bed is: Upsetting to leave sometimes
187: My pet: Is invisible and imaginary 
186: My best friend: Dan and Em (:
185: My favorite shampoo is: [shrugs]
184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox?
183: Piggy banks are: Difficult to open

182: In my pockets: I don’t have any #deprived
181: Next on my calendar: I am too lazy to go look
180: Marriage is: Not my thing
179: Spongebob is: Annoying
178: My mom: Is the most important thing in my life <3
177: The last three songs I listened to were?: all 5sos bc I’m lame as fuck
176: Last YouTube video watched: SacconeJolys? 
175: How many cousins do you have? about 354
174: Do you have any siblings? Yes 
173: Are your parents divorced? Yes
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes, it’s not hard to be, she’s tiny.
171: Do you play an instrument? Yes
170: What did you do yesterday? Went for a meal with the fam for Dan’s birthday.

(I Believe In)
169: Love at first sight: No, what a load of bull.
168: Luck: Sometimes.
167: Fate: Idek.
166: Yourself: Hahahah not at all
165: Aliens: Hmm maybe
164: Heaven: I hope there is

163: Hell: idk
162: God: If there is, I hope he’s listening, please.
161: Horoscopes: Sometimes.

160: Soul mates: Hmm 
159: Ghosts: Yes
158: Gay Marriage: Uhh obviously, yeah.

157: War: No
156: Orbs: Idk
155: Magic: Yes

(This or That)

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs
153: Drunk or High: Neither
152: Phone or Online: Online
151: Blondes or Brunettes: I don’t care
150: Tall or Short: No preference
149: Hot or cold: Cold? because then you can try to warm yourself up.

148: Summer or winter: Summer bc I’m off for ages.
147: Autumn or Spring: Always autumn bc Halloweeeeen *U*
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Hmm?? It depends on what it’s in.
145: Night or Day: Night

144: Oranges or Apples: I don’t like either. But flavour wise, orange.
143: Curly or Straight hair: For myself, straight.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonald’s
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Cries, don’t make me choose.
140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heals: Definitely not flip flops.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor

137: Coke or Pepsi: Though I don’t like either, coke.

136: Hillary or Obama: [wide eyed] what

135: Burried or cremated: ….
134: Singing or Dancing: Depends on what mood I’m in
133: Coach or Chanel: I don’t know what this means.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?
131: Small town or Big city: I don’t want to be confined to one.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Never been to either.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Neither urgh.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: None, thanks.
127: East Coast or West Coast: I don’t know the difference.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Neither.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate
124: Disney or Six Flags: Groans
123: Yankees or Red Sox: I have no clue

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: I’m taking Conflict Psychology for a reason, therefore I would not like to go on a big massive explanation here.
121: George Bush: I don’t know much about the dude.
120: Gay Marriage: Should be allowed, like for fuck’s sake, what does someone’s relationship have to do with others? 
119: The presidential election: I know fuck all about it. I’m so uncultured and uneducated.
118: Abortion: It annoys me that in Ireland that it is still illegal. I think it should be the woman’s choice. No rape victim should have endure that duration of pregancy should she not feel mentally, emotionally or physically capable. If the mother and child(ren) are at risk, I also think it should be allowed. If the woman simply does not wish to have the child, then she shouldn’t be forced to do so by some upperclass white men who have put these laws in place who won’t be there to assist her mentally, physically, emotionally and probably financially in most of these women’s cases should she not be able to manage caring for the child she has been made to have.
117: MySpace: Is that still a thing?
116: Reality TV: No thanks
115: Parents: Should discipline their children more often but provide them with respect, because there are so many kids out there who have no manners like jfc.
114: Back stabbers: Ew
113: Ebay: Never used it myself.

112: Facebook: Causes drama.
111: Work: Punch me in the face
110: My neighbors: Groanssss
109: Gas Prices: Too expensive
108: Designer Clothes: What is the point

107: College: In the past
106: Sports: Ehh
105: My family: Important in parts, irrelevant in others.
104: The future: Frightening

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: My auntie Sue was here like half an hour ago.
102: Last time you ate: A cookie just after she left lol
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Literally am I going to answer Sue for all of these?
100: Cried in front of someone: Yesterday ):
99: Went to a movie theatre: Friday to see The Maze Runner
98: Took a vacation: July? We went to Ireland
97: Swam in a pool: I can’t remember
96: Changed a diaper: Never
95: Got my nails done: Never

94: Went to a wedding: Ages ago
93: Broke a bone: Eh
92: Got a piercing: My ears like in year 7
91: Broke the law: I don’t know
90: Texted: Two days ago. There really is no point to me having a phone.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: Myself bc I’m funny as fuck 
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My mum
87: The last movie I saw: It was called The Experiment? It was basically just a weird take on Zimbardo’s Prison Experiment
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: My brother’s birthday cake ahaha #fatty
85: The thing im not looking forward to: /:
84: People call me: A lot of things
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Keep going

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope
81: My zodiac sign is: Capricorn and Aquarius. I’m on the fucking cusp, it’s annoying.
80: The first person i talked to today was: My sister
79: First time you had a crush: On another human being that was actually in my life? I think I was 14? But the realest feeling of a crush, like that I was aware of its bane in my life, was when I was 16 lol

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: No one
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 
76: Right now I am talking to: Myself
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Age (look how funny I am srsly)
74: I have/will get a job: I have to get one
73: Tomorrow: Nothing yay
72: Today: I ate too much food that I think I’m pregnant
71: Next Summer: I want to get out
70: Next Weekend: Doing things with Em and mum *U*

69: I have these pets: Danny bc he’s a butt
68: The worst sound in the world: I can’t say
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: I don’t think people set out to make me cry intentionally? Um
66: People that make you happy: My family, Alaina, Hannah and Kate (:
65: Last time I cried: Yesterday
64: My friends are: Surprising and caring.
63: My computer is: Fucked up
62: My School: Is stressful. 
61: My Car: is invisible.
60: I lose all respect for people who: Are liars.
59: The last movie I cried at was: The Fault in Our Stars
58: Your hair color is: Ombre
57: TV shows you watch: Too many to list.
56: Favorite web site: currently ao3 [blushes]
55: Your dream vacation: Paris
54: The worst pain I was ever in: Was Wednesday evening ):
53: How do you like your steak cooked: On a grill (I’m on a fucking roll tonight with this humour of mine)
52: My room is: In need of a tidy
51: My favorite celebrity is: Questionable
50: Where would you like to be: In an alternative universe where everything is okay and good things happen to good people for once.
49: Do you want children: I don’t think so, I’m too scared to be honest.
48: Ever been in love: Nope
47: Who’s your best friend: This has already been asked.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: I don’t count like
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleep

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My grandparents
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: lol not at all
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: >.<
41: Have you pre-named your children: Oh my invisible nonexistent children? Ofc Pocahontas-Jeremiah-Lillith the third and Emily.

40: Last person I got mad at: My brother, over the bathroom lol
39: I would like to move to: Anywhere but here
38: I wish I was a professional: Musician? Writer? Idek. Probably psychologist considering that’s the degree I’m supposedly doing.

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Something chocolatey
36: vehicle: [shrugs]
35: President: I don’t know
34: State visited: I haven’t visited any ):
33: Cellphone provider: Let me just check my preference list… pffttt
32: Athlete: Myself ofc

31: Actor: Idk
30: Actress: No clue
29: Singer: Patrick Stump and Brendon Urie have effortless vocals, my friend.
28: Band: Haim, 5sos, FOB, patd.. I can’t think?
27: Clothing store: New Look or Matalan probably
26: Grocery store: ADSA? Idk lol
25: TV show: Um currently The Walking Dead

24: Movie: Mannequin
23: Website: ao3 and youtube
22: Animal: Giraffes are pretty cute
21: Theme park: Uhh? The one we went to in Spain was alright.
20: Holiday: Ireland this year was quite chill.
19: Sport to watch: Tennis

18: Sport to play: Eating
17: Magazine: I don’t read them
16: Book: Please don’t make me choose
15: Day of the week: Saturday?
14: Beach: Sligo, even though it’s always cold and raining
13: Concert attended: MCR? It was the first time Em, Dan and I went to something that major alone. I liked the independence. 
12: Thing to cook: Idk
11: Food: Welp, don’t make me choose.
10: Restaurant: Does Dominos count?
9: Radio station: Radio 1

8: Yankee candle scent: I don’t like candles.
7: Perfume: Whatever my mum’s wearing.
6: Flower: I don’t have a preference. But I do love the smell of lavender. It reminds me of my grandad.
5: Color: I fucking hate this question. I refuse to answer.
4: Talk show: I don’t know.

3: Comedian: Jon Richardson
2: Cat breed: How am I supposed to know cat breeds???
1: did you answer all these truthfully? I think so

You dreamt of being in my world, don’t forget it.

Alexa Chung for Tommy Hilfiger

Alexa Chung for Tommy Hilfiger


imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian


how did i even survive the week michael went lilac and pierced his eyebrow

Can we just appreciate my OTP for a second please?



waiting for the pizza guy like