My anaconda will consider it
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Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
i dont think micheolclifford realizes that i will reblog about pizza and tag her in it whether she likes it or not
well this is just rude and uncalled for
Daisy Lowe and Alexa Chung attend the GQ Men of the Year Awards, September 2013.
name ➔ jenn
birth place ➔ west philadelphia born and raised
where do i live ➔ in the uk
hair color ➔ brunette but dipdyed blonde? idek
eye color ➔ hazel
birthday ➔ 20th january
gender ➔ female
lefty or righty ➔ righty
single or taken? ➔ single
happy? ➔ as happy as I can be researching something I should have done months ago, yes.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
are you in love ➔ nope
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ nope
who ended your last relationship ➔ sigh
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ no
are you afraid of commitments ➔ depends on the situation, and who with.
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ yes /:
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ yes
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone? ➔ yes
short or long-term relationships? ➔ shrugs
love or lust ➔ love
lemonade or iced tea ➔ neither
cats or dogs ➔ ehhh
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
television or internet ➔ internet
pepsi or coke ➔ I try not to drink either, but probably coke if I do.
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ romantic night in
day or night ➔ night
text or call ➔ text, phone calls freak me out
make-up or au naturel? ➔ natural
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
been caught sneaking out? ➔ nope
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ all the time
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes
prank called a store? ➔ no? that i can recall
skipped school? ➔ yes
wanted to disappear? ➔ hmm? probably at some point
spent all your money? ➔ no
met a celebrity? ➔ mhm
been really ill? ➔ urgh unfortunately, yes
gotten high? ➔ no
smile or eyes ➔ eyes??
light or dark hair ➔ literally do not care
shorter or taller ➔ no preference
intelligence or attraction ➔ I see no difference
hook-up or relationship ➔ hmm.. relationship
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and poor
mac or pc? ➔ pc, I imagine I’d fail dramatically at trying to use a mac.
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ both
city or country? ➔ umm, that’s hard.
driving or walking?: walking
LASTSlast phone call? ➔ my brother
last song you listened to? ➔ neon trees - still younglast thing you ate? ➔ vanilla fudge
last thing you drank? ➔ water
last picture taken? ➔ some library code I couldn’t be arsed writing down.
last outfit? ➔ currently it’s half pyjamas, half the clothes I wore today because I clearly lost motivation half way through getting changed.
last purchase? ➔ I’m actually not sure? Was it pizza? Probably was, to be honest.
nothing can come between you and i…except pizza
New photo of Hayley from her 2013 photoshoot with NYLON Magazine
hum your reply to me across the room. look at me as if I was a secret that if it was said outloud the whole world would be surprised. isolated in my skin I would transfer myself to you so we’d be whole. red and blue patterns shown across your eyes telling me I might be in a dangerous territory today. And I counted the seconds until you left.